A simpler Lohan

Since every third story these days is about Lindsay Lohan, I thought I'd put up these screenshots I stumbled onto today:


It's from a simpler time, back before Ms. Lohan turned into a spoiled cunt, and she was just a child actress, challenging herself with such groundbreaking performances as playing the dual roles of Hallie Parker and Annie James in the Disney's 1998 cult classic, The Parent Trap.

Rewatching it now, the movie takes on a different light. No longer is it just a clever tale about two long-seperated twins hatching a plan to reunite their estranged parents. Instead it comes to signify the internal struggle of a Hollywood actress who has two divergent personalities struggling for control inside of her: a legitimate actress trying to be taken seriously, and a lush party-goer with a shorn vagina.

The innocence of The Parent Trap is lost forever.