Worst Case Scenario

A few weeks ago, my girlfriend Terese sent me the scariest email I've gotten since someone sent me the rap sheet of Brian Peppers.

The email contained two astrological charts, one from herself and one from Ms. Ann Coulter:




She pointed to the similarity between the shape and distribution of the charts. (See how they both point towards the upper right like an arrow?) Now, I'm not too into the whole horoscope/astrology thing, but there are some creepy similarities between the two besides this starry convergence.

Both Ann Coulter and Terese: (a) have blond hair; (b) have the letter 'u' as the 3rd letter in their last name; and (c) listen to conservative radio shows (although Terese says she listens to it for its "comical" value).

While I mull this all over, see if you can distinguish the difference between quotes by Ann Coulter and Hitler.