Mr. Tyson has the floor

"At least, outside of jail."

(It's a shame the game-makers made it so tough to beat the game. Or else, when the kids would brag during class about their amazing "finger speed", leading to unwarranted detentions given for the subtle sex jokes, with the vicious cycle concluding in the eventual parent-teacher conference, where everyone involved would realize the vast miscommunication, their giggles of awareness devolving into an awkward orgy that could only hurt the kids reputation, making any previously-stated brags about "finger speed" null and void, giving those little fucking trash-talkers just what they deserved.)